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Congratulations to Britain for Solving All the Problems of the World

How Britain’s Grandiose, Delusional Nationalism Made it the World’s Laughingstock and Fool

umair
Apr 02, 2021
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Congratulations! In a stunning twist no one expected, a dramatic accomplishment for all humanity, Britain has solved the world’s problems. From how to have a functioning society — austerity and rabid nationalism, to, now, the age-old problem, the ancient ill, of…racism. Yes, Britain has solved racism. Rejoice!

I’m clowning. Being sarcastic, of course. Be…

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